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Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

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How I look on the outside vs what’s going on in my mind 

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thescienceofjohnlock:

I should have done this some time ago but getting my arse in gear and taking the photos, seemed like such hard work (I’m so lazy fuck!).
Anyway here it is (better late than never). It was going to be 20,000 but then I moved house and you know how things are.
This is a MULTI-FANDOM giveaway.
Rules:
1. You must be following me, it’s a follower giveaway after all.
2. No giveaway blogs (though it doesn’t have to be your main blog).
3. Re-blogs and likes count.
4. I will ship anywhere but be warned I will only pay standard post, so if it gets lost on the way, I’m sorry but tough (I will keep postal receipts so I can’t be accused of not sending).
5. Giveaway ends in one calendar month, on March 23rd. Winners will have 48 hours to respond or I will pick someone else.
6. You must be prepared to give me a postal address (obviously).
7. There will be three winners.
First winner can choose five things from group 1 ( that’s 5 individual items). One thing from group 2. Two things from group 3. One thing from group 4 and three things from group 5 (DVDs are one item each).
Second winner can choose (after first winner) 3 things from group 1. One thing from group 2. One thing from group 3. One thing from group 4 and 3 things from group 5.
Third winner can choose (after winners 1 and 2) 3 things from group 1. One thing from group 2. One thing from group 3. One thing from group 4 and 3 things from group 5.
Group 1





Badges and penis lipsticks are one item each. The army patches are two sets, each set is one item. The desert ones have been to Afghanistan and back, the green ones are new. Info on the tags is from Two Two One Bravo Baker.
Group 2.




Dean’s necklace, handmade sterling silver (adjustable) angel wings ring and keychain.
Group 3.





Star Trek keychain (this is a one off I had made), Commander badge, luggage tag, and passport holder. Doctor Who wallet.
Group 4.




Game of Thrones season 3 complete. I think this is multi region but I haven’t checked so it’s your risk. Stark ring in stainless steel (it is very large) and dragon ear cuff.
Group 5.








Waistcoat is marked large but isn’t very large, Hawking DVD I think is multi-region as it’s a copy of a download (not the greatest quality but not bad). Other DVDs are all region 2 (Europe) and used. Rupert Graves in Maurice, Martin Freeman in Swinging with the Finkels and The Old Curiosity Shop. A skull and roses cross necklace, a handmade (by me) pirate necklace and a Lord of the Rings elf necklace. Last of all one of those iPhone/iPod headphone cases.
Ooops forgot to say winners will be picked at random.

thescienceofjohnlock:

I should have done this some time ago but getting my arse in gear and taking the photos, seemed like such hard work (I’m so lazy fuck!).

Anyway here it is (better late than never). It was going to be 20,000 but then I moved house and you know how things are.

This is a MULTI-FANDOM giveaway.

Rules:

1. You must be following me, it’s a follower giveaway after all.

2. No giveaway blogs (though it doesn’t have to be your main blog).

3. Re-blogs and likes count.

4. I will ship anywhere but be warned I will only pay standard post, so if it gets lost on the way, I’m sorry but tough (I will keep postal receipts so I can’t be accused of not sending).

5. Giveaway ends in one calendar month, on March 23rd. Winners will have 48 hours to respond or I will pick someone else.

6. You must be prepared to give me a postal address (obviously).

7. There will be three winners.

First winner can choose five things from group 1 ( that’s 5 individual items). One thing from group 2. Two things from group 3. One thing from group 4 and three things from group 5 (DVDs are one item each).

Second winner can choose (after first winner) 3 things from group 1. One thing from group 2. One thing from group 3. One thing from group 4 and 3 things from group 5.

Third winner can choose (after winners 1 and 2) 3 things from group 1. One thing from group 2. One thing from group 3. One thing from group 4 and 3 things from group 5.

Group 1

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Badges and penis lipsticks are one item each. The army patches are two sets, each set is one item. The desert ones have been to Afghanistan and back, the green ones are new. Info on the tags is from Two Two One Bravo Baker.

Group 2.

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Dean’s necklace, handmade sterling silver (adjustable) angel wings ring and keychain.

Group 3.

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Star Trek keychain (this is a one off I had made), Commander badge, luggage tag, and passport holder. Doctor Who wallet.

Group 4.

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Game of Thrones season 3 complete. I think this is multi region but I haven’t checked so it’s your risk. Stark ring in stainless steel (it is very large) and dragon ear cuff.

Group 5.

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Waistcoat is marked large but isn’t very large, Hawking DVD I think is multi-region as it’s a copy of a download (not the greatest quality but not bad). Other DVDs are all region 2 (Europe) and used. Rupert Graves in Maurice, Martin Freeman in Swinging with the Finkels and The Old Curiosity Shop. A skull and roses cross necklace, a handmade (by me) pirate necklace and a Lord of the Rings elf necklace. Last of all one of those iPhone/iPod headphone cases.

Ooops forgot to say winners will be picked at random.